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Just an update [03 Feb 2005|03:02pm]
[ mood | Peaceful ]
[ music | The Rising-Bruce Springsteen ]

Okay, here's whats happened since my last update...

Nothing.

Depending on whether or not my friend Anthony gives me his copy of XP, I'll end up fixing Tina's computer sometime soon. And...Thats about it. My life is pretty fuckin' uneventful.

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[18 Jan 2005|10:23pm]
Sorry about the lack of updates. I've been far too lazy. Nothing of particular interest has happened recently. Made $75 for working maybe 5 hours.

And people say the Economy sucks now.

Anywho, go fuck your hands into a nice sleep.

Just kidding.

Not really.

Thats all for now.
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Futile [11 Jan 2005|09:07pm]
[ mood | Irritated ]
[ music | Paint It Black-The Rolling Stones ]

Alright...People got pissed off or whatever. I don't care.

People are pissed at me. I don't care.

I don't care about the comments people post here. I honestly don't. I can't stop people from posting. I can't stop people from being pissed off. Wanna be pissed? Fine. Have fun. More power to ya'.

I attempted to help someone. This is futile. Worry about yourself, not your friends. I'm not saying this like I'm better than anyone. I'm saying this like I don't give a fuck anymore. I don't need any unnecessary drama. Nobody does.

Nobody needs any drama. Everyone wants to have fun, right?

I'm sorry to everyone I have ticked off. Yes, Josh, I should have discovered the entire story from all sides before getting pissed off. I havn't been with the group because I didn't want to associate with people whom would do such a thing. Again, this was before I knew all sides of the story. Sorry I've been a dick. I'm sorry not just to Josh, but to everyone I've pissed off because I was too stupid to fully understand the matter.

Earlier this evening, at approximately 8pm, something very bad happened. Seven months...Gone. I don't really want to talk about exactly what happened at the moment. Just trust me...I am not feeling well because of it.

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So Much Bullshit... [08 Jan 2005|10:25pm]
[ mood | Does this make sense? ]

Sunday, January 9th, 2005, will be my 17th birthday. But thats not why I'm posting tonight.

As I am writing this, I wonder exactly why I hang out with certain people. I believe that everyone, at heart, is good. I believe that there are reasons for things. But I don't know...I just don't know why this happened...

Friday, after school, Joshua Black, Ben Nguyen, Camila & Vania Ibacache, Ryan Leone, Russel Something, Matthew Feener, and myself stopped for a few moments in front of Vania and Camila's house. There we had a snowball fight and talked for about 30 minutes. There, something happened which shouldn't have.

Everyone there calls someone their friend. And they made fun of that person. Why would you make fun of your friends? She did nothing to them. Her life isn't glamarous or great. And they made fun of her for....Nothing.

The leader of the assault was none other than Matthew Feener. This "man" dated the woman he was making fun of. Others joined in, including Joshua Black, a "man" who, believe me, is very far from perfect.

Why? I don't know why. Matthew led a figurative and literal assault against this girl, who was not present, for no known reason. Why? He dated this girl. And he didn't give a shit about her. Why?

Its complete bullshit, why things happen.

Friday, approximately 4:15pm

The assault continues as Ryan, Joshua, and Matthew watch some horrible television show on DVD. I overhear them continueing the assault and begin to wonder, as I play billiards, why they make fun of their own friends. Its complete bullshit. What have they said about their other "friends"? Their friends Mike, and Dan? Their siblings? Their parents? Why do they make such comments?

If those guys are reading this, go fuck yourselves. You make fun of her....for absolutely no reason. It makes no sense to me. Maybe it does to you, because you think you're better than everyone. And what the fuck makes you so much better? Biggotry?

I just don't understand why those fucking pricks would say such things about their "friends".....

Do you?

Sincerely,
John Anthony Appleton
Your Local Muckraker

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Sorry for twice in one day, but your mother doesn't mind [04 Jan 2005|04:00pm]

My topic speaks for itself. I just wanted to give you all a quote from Maddox himself, and if CompUSA's new logo wasn't enough for you to see his ranting, then this is.

If Maddox were President...

"I'd pass a law making it illegal to make shitty movies, and I'd exile Celine Dion and Julia Roberts to Utah (America's anus)."

 

If you didn't have reason before, you do now.

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[04 Jan 2005|03:36pm]

I figured I would check out this "Rich Text" thing. Reminds me a lot of AIM. Really fucking original, LJ.

 

Alright. During school today, I managed to piss off my Spanish III teacher by shouting to my friend Matt across the room. We were given Spanish-English dictionaries, complete with words such as "fuck".

What'd that bitch expect? Apparently not
"HEY MATT! They got 'herpes' in this book!" "How do you spell it?" "Its one of those cognate things."

 

Its rather obvious my teacher isn't a fan of me. I don't understand why. I'm pretty sure she's a dike.

Sometime after the second fire alarm, an epileptec went into a seizure due to flashing lights eminating from the fire alarm. After foaming at the mouth, she fell to the floor and was trampled to death by her fellow students rushing outside. She was later molested by the janitor.

I lied.

 

My birthday is this Sunday, which is one step closer to legally buying porno and beer.

On a side note, I'm now decided to include ethnic slurrs in my journal. Keep in mind these are purely jokes and intended to be humerous. If you don't like them, don't read this fucking journal. Jerkass.

 

Today's Slurr

"Due to the New Year and resolutions, I've decided to apologize to everyone I've made fun of. I am deeply sorry to caucasians, the jewish, africans, asians, and spics."

 

Anyone looking for some hilarious ranting, please visit maddox.xmission.com

 

Now, designed by Maddox himself, CompUSA's new logo!

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Wow...I wasted my time for this? [03 Jan 2005|09:54pm]
[ mood | Cool, they have a "horny" mood ]
[ music | Fire Water Burn-Bloodhound Gang ]

Here's the deal. Having one of these things seems to be what the "cool kids" are doing these days, and I have about the length of a life to waste. So I figured "What the fuck?". Thats also what your sister said when decided to make out with me last night.

But seriously...Your sister's a whore.

I'm probobly going to update this P.O.S (Piece of Shit) fairly regularly....I have no fucking idea how to spell that. But you get the idea. On a decent basis.

The fact that you're reading this proves one of two things.
A) You have far too much time on your hands and you should take up a hobby. I suggest douchebaggery.
B) You are drunk. Very, very drunk.

If you're anything but Irish like myself, you should go with choice "A".

Now here's the part where I tell you about myself, right?

My name's John Anthony Appleton and I'm a student at the sucktastic Lynn English High School, an academic and "educational" institution devoted to depriving teenagers, grades 9-12, a shot at life. Thanks, Mr.Fila. Fucking child pornographer....ANYWHO! My birthday is January 9th, 1988. I'm a Junior. I'm mostly Irish, although, somewhere in my family's history, somebody decided to fuck a British person, and someone decided to fuck a Canadian. Canada....Canada's not a country. Its America II.

I'm 140lbs and about 5'6" or so. I don't know. My friends Matt, Mike, Dan, Ryan, Josh, Ben, Eric, Ibrahim, Jamal, Cassi, Murphdirt, The Twins (Thats what your mother calls them), Ian, Adam, Johnny, Anthony, that guy, somebody, that bitch, and about 20 other people I forgot take up most of my life. Porno is fun for the whole family, especially if you're from Alabama.

A word of advice to anyone who attends LEHS-Harry Coukos molests young boys.

One of the greatest movie's I've ever seen is The Boondock Saints. It makes Mahatma Gandhi look like a child pornographer.

I hope you had fun reading this. I'll try harder next time if you didn't. And I just lied to you. I don't try. Trying is the first step toward failure.

Sincerely (Like you know what it means...),
John Appleton
Your Local Muckraker

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